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LIGHTER SIDE Light Bulbs? Or Dim Wits? 1. How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
1.5 [ From a reader ] How many New Orleans Baptist Seminary freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
2. How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
3. How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
4. How many neo-orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?
5. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
6. How many Independent Fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
7. How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
8. How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
8.5 How many Popes does it take to change a light bulb.
9. How many worship leaders who use guitars does it take to change a light bulb?
10. How many members of an established Bible teaching church that is over 20 years old does it take to change a light bulb?
11. How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Bob Jones University graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
14. How many Bible Baptist Fellowship preachers are needed to change a light bulb?
15. How many mission board leaders are needed to change a light bulb?
16. How many PhDs are needed to change a light bulb?
17. How many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
18. How many New Agers needed to change a light bulb?
19. How many Hindus does it take to change a light bulb?
20. How many Hyles graduates needed to change a light bulb in the church foyer?
21. How many Promise Keepers does it take to change a light bulb?
22. How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
23. How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb?
24. How many "School of Wicca" witches does it take to change a light bulb?
25. How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
26. How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
27. How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
28. How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
29. How many Four Square members does it take to change a light bulb?
30. How many Militia does it take to change a light bulb?
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