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Mock at Christmas music. Christmas carols and songs are wicked. Have a Politically Correct Christmas. Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species Fa la la la la, la la la la Tis the season to be self-actualizing, Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
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You will notice that I use Fa la la la, and Fo lo lo lo This is because we want to be entirely impartial in gender issues. Thus, we have followed Spanish grammar and given ladies and men both equal time. Fa is feminine Fo is masculine This seems only appropriate since Santa Clause is the manifestation of Saint Nicholas, who was a man, but in sainthood he became transgerder since Santa is the feminine, while San is masculine, as in San Juan. |
(Sung to the tune "Deck The Halls")
From: Kristine Austin
We changed a couple of words.
Subject: Have a happy non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday
Note: We use the Spanish protocol endings on the refrain:
"Fa la la la la, la la la la-" Feminine
"Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo-" Masculine
Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-sectarian-winter-solstice-equal opportunity holiday carol
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
See the blazing log of non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the new paradigm chorus
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of El Niño,
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Fast away the mature year passes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry esoteric measure,
Fa la la la la la la la la
While I tell of non-materialistic, non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo
Thank you Kristine Austin
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