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Steve Van Nattan

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GOD HAS HORRIBLE SYNTAX
AND GRAMMAR

God gives prophetic messages to Charismatic preachers
in bad grammar and bad syntax. This was never the case
in past revelations, but it seems the Pentecostal mind is so
dumbed down that God has had to accommodate the hick
burp scholars of Charismania.

 

 

This prophecy is being sent forth around the world to motivate the followers of Kenneth Copeland, the Worshipful Master of the Rhema clan, which includes such witches as Rodney Howard Browne and Benny Hinn. It is mandatory within the Charismatic spiritual cesspool to come up with a sho nuf honest to Lucifer prophecy from time to time. This is our 2006 fortune telling trick from Copeless Copeland.

Now, what is very interesting is how this god's syntax and grammar have deteriorated, in spite of the fact that he is alleged to have closed the canon of the Word of God at the end of The Revelation of John.

Having read my Bible through several times, I have noted that, in contrast to Copeland's god, there is no bad grammar from cover to cover. This, in spite of the fact that God's Spirit spoke through such country hicks as Peter, a fisherman, and Amos, a herdsman and fig picker. It is thus very disheartening to see how God's grammar has gotten so sloppy, that is, if God is Copeland's god.

I have highlighted some interesting items along the way.
I will also insert some punctuation that Copeland's god missed along the way.

The following is taken from Kenneth Copeland Ministries from THIS WEB PAGE. The syntax errors have partially been corrected since I first copied their page and pasted it on this page. It is a blessing to know that someone at KCM is reading the editorial of other Bible believers and making corrections. If the page is gone from KCM, SEND MAIL. I have a full copy of their page on file which I can forward to you.

 

Year of the Open Door (a prophecy to Kenneth Copeland by his god or devil)

The year of 2007. What will it be like? Will it be a year of disasters and catastrophes beyond imagination (comma) as some have predicted? Or (comma) will it be a continuance of the glory of heaven being manifest? The year of 2007 will have some very serious catastrophes. There will be some things happen (happening) that the world will not know how to handle. But you may rest in Me, saith the Lord, because the manifestation of My glory will be so great in the year of 2007 (comma) and such overflowing revival throughout this nation and around the world (comma) that you're hardly going to even notice the natural catastrophes that happen in 2007 (comma) and the things that the devil is trying to do will get caught up in the-- in the swell (lousy word choice) and the explosive power of My Spirit being manifested, saith the Lord. (run on sentence) Hallelujah.

2007 will be known as the "Year of the open door". My Word states in Revelation chapter three that I open doors no man can shut. I shut doors no man can open.

There are those of you over the years that have set out with commitment and resolve to do things that I have assigned you to do, and over a period of time it looked like the devil just slammed the door in your face and some because of catastrophic things happening in your family (absolutely insane wording), others (sloppy wording) because of sickness and disease that has attacked (singular nouns with plural "has")(comma) and others because of financial disasters and just plain old not enough money to get it done that the devil was able (rubbish structure), as I said, to just slam the door in your face. (this god does not have to breath like we do).

But (comma) you hear Me now, saith the Lord, I am opening your door! I am opening your door! I am opening your door (comma) and in 2007 ("neither" missing) the devil or (nor) nobody else (impossible thought) will be able to close it on you! (Implied: The devil WILL be able to close the door) Don't quit! Don't give up! The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Don't give up on this nation. Don't give up on your church. Don't give up! Don't quit! Don't stop! (vain repetition)

2007 is the year 2 of (article missing) doors open and (are) held open (incomplete sentence). Go through them with great faith (comma) and stay on (word choice) the Word. Stay on (word choice) the Word! Stay on (repetition is no substitute for knowledge) the Word! You stay with Me. (total contradiction) I'll stay with you (comma) and together we will see victory beyond anything you or anybody else has ever seen before! Hallelujah. Oh, hallelujah. Glory, glory, glory.

Oh, hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Yes, bless the Lord. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. Oh, glory to God (vain repetition of the heathen because he got a mental block).

And (comma) by that same token, saith the Lord, there are certain doors that the devil has been holding open (bad doctrine- God, above, is claimed to close and open doors); doors of war, doors of destruction, doors of all kinds of disobedience and blaspheming(comma) lies and tongues. Well, I'll tell you (comma) in 2007 you and I together are going to slam the door on him. We are going to slam it in his face. We are going to walk on him (comma) and you are going to find out what I meant in My Word when I said set your feet on him and *walk on him (misquote and poor sentence structure). He has been put under your feet. He is becoming the footstool that I said he would be. And now is our time, saith the Lord. Hallelujah. Yes. Bless the Lord (God IS blessed-- he does not bless himself).

Prophecy given by Kenneth Copeland
Victory Campaign


November 11, 2006
Washington, D.C.

*This unbiblical thought is a fantasy running throughout all of Charismaniac churches. The notion that we can "Stomp on the Devil's Head" is blasphemy because that is NOT our job. It belongs to Christ. God, speaking to Satan in the Garden of Eden after he tempted Eve, said, "Genesis 3:15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel." Copeland and the Black Church mob are claiming to do Jesus' work for him. Watch as a Black Church rocks the Devil Stomp. Listen to it all for the theological implications please.

Copeland, and the Black Church lyrics, are clear indications that Charismatics are raging into Dominion Theology with mongrel human arrogance.

If I had submitted the above blather to my English teacher in 5th grade, I would have gotten an "F". I believe it is clear from the above trick that Kenneth Copeland's god is not our God, right? I think Copeland's god should be made to sit in the corner and write sentences for a million years.

COPELAND IS COPELESS

 

 

We here at Blessed Quietness Jorunal take great pleasure in awarding the
Dead Skunk Award jointly to Kenneth Copeland and the group, Shekinah Glory Stomp.

 

 

 

LINKS:

KENNETH COPELAND PRAYS FOR THE POPE IN TONGUES
This is hilarious
Notice the bishop glance at the camera and then at once go into tongues trace to impress you.

See Master Witch Kenneth Copeland
under the power of "Dad" Hagin's personal devils.

The stakes are high in this Charismatic madness. Satan is in control of them.

Five things that go way beyond Stomp of the Devil's Head

This loony bin Christianity causes the wicked to mock Christians and the Lord

Kenneth Copeland prays for Donald Trump
When Trump was asked if he ever confessed sin to God, he said no. He said he just got up and went on and tried not to do that again. He also said he thinks he has "a pretty good chance of going to Heaven." Trump is most certainty unsaved and on his way to Hell. Copeland simply wanted to bask in the glory of Trump when he prayed for the man.

 

 

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