Great! The Christian life is a dripping shot of sugar and milk.
It sounds like these children are getting tired of Manna from God.
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CHURCH SIGNS WHICH "RETURN VOID" Or, "Shelling corn at the church house"
On this page we will be displaying church signs submitted by our readers from around the world. In the USA in recent years church signs have been dominated by clichés and silly humor and catch phrases. It is, in fact, blasphemy to do this, and while we will all see some humor in this and laugh at these silly signs, it is also tragic to see the crass Laodicean nonsense thrust forth along the wayside. This is the only message many sinners see from the alleged Bride of Christ. We are showing no favorites here. Mongrelizing of the Truth has become notorious these days on Baptist and Charismatic church signs. The Lutherans, Presbyterians, and Reformed churches are more likely to use the Bible on their signs, though I wish they used the KJV more. I believe that the Reformers instilled a lot more of the fear of God in their followers than did the Anabaptists. Thus, 500 years later, the use of the Bible. What is the alternative? What is the solution? How can we be (classy new speak word coming, brace yourself, this is HEAVY...) RELEVANT? Answer in two steps: John
12:31 Now is the judgment of this world: now shall the prince of this world be
cast out. Isaiah 55:11 So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it. On your church sign, if you want to be 100% sure God is in charge, post the Word of God, and lift up Jesus Christ. You cannot possibly have one void sign as long as you do this. How can you help? SEND EMAIL with the words of a church sign you have seen. Send the name of the local church where the sign was seen, and tell us the city and state or province where you saw it. A digital photo attached in email will also be best. Just try to fill the photo frame with the signs and allow a bit of sky and the base mounting to help frame the photo. We can use only .jpg photos please. We are not interested in typos and obvious blunders, only premeditated sloppy agape. We do give recognition to a few signs with the Bible on them. Send photos of those also. We should commend those who exalt the Word of God. THUS,
HERE ARE CHURCH SIGNS |
Great!
The Christian life is a dripping shot of sugar and milk.
It sounds like these
children are getting tired of Manna from God.
How
does this theology fit with:
1 Peter 5:2 (KJV) Feed the
flock of God which is among you,
taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint,
but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;
The
gospel according to Pluto?
2 Peter 2:22 (KJV)
But
it is happened unto them according to the true proverb,
The dog is turned
to his own vomit again;
and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the
mire.
This
sign sent in by Bro. Mickey Trammel in Golden, Mississippi
What a revolutionary
sign. Who would ever have thought of just using the
Word of God without clichés?
And, there is a promise to those
who use the Word of God, which is not made
to you who use
your effulgent throbbing imaginations to come up with pointless
blather,
blarney, and bombast.....
Isaiah 55:11 (KJV) So shall
my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth:
it shall not return unto me void,
but it shall accomplish that which I please,
and it shall prosper in the thing
whereto I sent it.
Kingston, Tennessee
HE
DID NOT OWE |
Stormont
Presbyterian Church |
Kingston, Tennessee
HE
IS THE ONE |
United
Congregational Church Might be a good idea
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Really?
I thought Jesus was wrapped in swaddling clothes.
This is a classic example
of how the Bible alone would
have looked a LOT better.
Thanks to Linda D.
for sending this one.
Harriman, Tennessee
HAPPINESS IS AN INSIDE JOB |
A
cliché from the world of criminal talk.
Happiness comes to the most
wicked people.
Which means, there is more than one source of happiness.
Happiness
to a Bible believer is NOT an inside job.
It is the work of the Holy Ghost.
I
used to get around some space cadets in this
high browed politically correct
mob in Michigan
while tuning pianos. I have always prided myself in my
ability
to figure out the secret language of the glowing world.
Folks, I am sorry,
but this one is beyond me.
Sometimes I feel like these people actually compete
with
each other to see who can make the most meaningless
statements which sound
profound and special.
Maybe it is all very simple--
The she bishop needs
a step stool?
I
know what you mean.
I have heard many of these Baptist blow hards
go on
and on ad nauseum.
At least this boy is starting in the afternoon,
so the
men may get home before midnight.
Four
Sqaure Gospel |
NEWLAND, NORTH CAROLINA
GOD IS LIKE COCA-COLA HE'S THE REAL THING |
United
Church of Christ Religion
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KINGSTON, TENNESSEE
LORD, MAKE ME THE KIND OF MAN MY
DOG THINKS I AM |
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Jam
with toast for me, thank you.
This is a hippy Jesus I do not know.
2
Corinthians 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus,
whom we have
not preached,
or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received,
or another gospel, which ye have not accepted,
ye might well bear with
him.
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Our
reader who sent this in made this comment:
"Boy, I think these folks have
never heard the Gospel Paul preached,
or understand that we're not under the
Law, but under Grace.....
I see a pattern here of what WE do, nothing about
what Jesus Christ
has already DONE. Fear, quilt et al added to get your money
and drain the very life out of you!"
John 19:30
When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said,
It is finished: and
he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.
PENTECOSTAL
CHURCH
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IS
LIFE WITH A PURPOSE |
The
social services lady asked little Pedro what he ate for breakfast at home.
"Beans
and tortillas" said Pedro.
She asked what he ate for lunch.
"Beans
and tortillas" said Pedro.
The lady was upset and asked if that is all
he ever had to eat.
"Oh no," said Pedro excitedly, "For supper
we have tortillas and BEANS."
And Pedro's life was about as exciting as
the Baptists in the woods of Tennessee.
MISSIONARY
CHURCH
Pray
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This
is not a biblical concept. One of God's choices when
we pray is to tell us
that nothing is going to happen.
When Peter asked Christ to depart from him
because
he was a sinful man, Jesus did NOT depart from Peter.
Aren't you
glad he didn't?
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EASTSIDE
BIBLE CHURCH
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God
never said this. When we claim to quote God,
we are bound to do it directly
from the Word of God.
It is blasphemy to tell the world that we humans
are
permitted by a dull silly God to quote him
when he never said the thing.
Like
God just chuckles and thinks we are cool heads.
HARRIMAN, TENNESSEE
FORBIDDEN FRUITS MAKE MANY JAMS |
UNITED
CHURCH OF CHRIST |
What
a cheezie point of reference to
Jesus Christ.
Yabba dabba doo, God
loves you |
UNITED
CHURCH OF CHRIST
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So,
tell me why your new thinking is supportive
of Sodomy? I gladly prefer the
old time
thinking of Moses on that one.
What
a crass cliche!
And,
it came to pass...
Yawn
Great!
Hell and damnation is
a mere cliche, right?
Puns
are a lower order of humor
than cliches. A cliche can teach,
but a pun is
just a clever joke.
The Church of God ain't.
SLOPPY AGAPE LINKS:
MAKE YOUR OWN CHURCH SIGNS -
My sign I made :-) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RENO BAPTISTS ARE INHALING TOO MUCH
CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A TRUTH THAT
IS BEST DECLARED BY SCRIPTUREi GUESS WE CAN TOLERATE THIS--
IT IS NOT A CLAIM TO TRUTHHERE IS CHAOS-- The lost, and Jews, have NO idea
what the Bible context is, so all this idiot hog pen
gets is hate and suspicion. They should keep their fool
mouth shut later when the Feds infiltrate their church to
see what they are really up to.OK, LOTS SAID AND NO STUPID CLICHES-- Thanks
I trust the Gospel is inside.LOOK AT THE GOOD OLD BOY IN HIS NIGHT GOWN
REALLY, I THINK WE NEED TO COME TO THESE CHURCHES WEARING
GUM BOOTS AND A MANURE SHOVEL IN HANDA HAPPY HERETIC, BUT WHAT A SETTING
NOT A BIBLE VERSE, BUT THE GOSPEL IN ACTION-- We give them an A+
TRUNCATED, BUT THEY TRIED-- We give them an A-
WRONG VERSION, BUT THEY TRIED-- We give them a B
ANOTHER ONE FROM THE BIBLE-- Very positive message for Calvinists.
CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE DEPTH OF BAPTIST TEACHING THESE DAYS
Imagine if they had just used a Bible verse:
Romans 11:33 "O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God!"IMPLIED-- THE BIBLE IS DEAD UNTIL YOU HEAR IT FROM US
This is a very good application to the Liberal notion that the Bible becomes the
Word of God when you understand it.ANOTHER STUPID PUN AT THE EXPENSE OF GOD
HERE IS A SIGN WE CAN ALL BELIEVE IN
TALK ABOUT LOWERING GOD TO THE MOST OVERUSED WORD IN THE USA....
HELP! IS THIS A CAT BOX OR A FLEA MARKET
BROTHER MARTIN, OLD MAN, PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THIS
THE ULTIMATE RUSH-- Changing the sign
THE CHURCH OF THE IMMACULATE CROSS WORD
50,000 BAPTIST CHURCHES HAVE THIS SCHEDULE
And, you can jolly well go to hell between Sundays.WHY NOT? THERE IS NO BIBLE THERE ANYWAY
OLD SAW SEEN ON A THOUSAND CHURCH SIGNS
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT BIBLICAL TRUTH IS TAUGHT WITH THIS?
CHARLES WESLEY WOULD PREACH THE PRINCE OF PEACE INSTEAD
HURRAH! A BIBLE VERSE, AND FROM ONE OF THE TRITE JOINTS.
I see the Bible all the time on washed out churches, while the Fundamentalists
post silliness and clichés. I believe devils run Fundamental churches these
days, by and large.HERE IS A LIE
HERE IS THE TRUTH,
Matthew 12:37 "For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned."MY MOTHER IN LAW USED TO SAY, "A pun is the lowest form of humor"
She thought my puns were a bit silly, but she should have seen this sign.FOUR GREAT INCLUSIVE ILLUSIVE WORDS
CLEVER, FUNNY, BUT WHERE IT THE BIBLE ON CREATION?
This is a classic case of blather which will return void in the end.I FEEL LIKE I STEPPED IN SOMETHING
A+ -- A BIBLE VERSE FOR A CHANGE
And, it is almost always on an Evangelical church
because Fundamentalists are such big mouthed show offs.I WONDER IF JESUS EVER GETS BILLING ON THE SIGN
THIS BLASPHEMY BRINGS INTO QUESTION
THE SALVATION OF THE IDIOT WHO HATCHED ITCORRECT, BUT IT WILL RETURN VOID BY BEING FORGOTTEN QUICKLY
CLASSICALLY DULL, DIDDLY, AND DUMB METHODISTS
I would love to get Charles Wesley back to deal with these people for a few days.BUNCH OF WORDS PROBABLY NO ONE READ
KINDERGARTEN PUZZLE CHRISTIANITY
HEAVY, BABY, VERRRRRY HEAVY
Fits so well with a tongues chattering jointANOTHER A+ FOR A HICK IN THE WOODS COC CHURCH
I just wish they would leave the water out of the Gospel,
and just be satisfied with the Blood of Jesus.THESE GOD HATERS LIVE THEIR DAMNATION
JACK ASS SIGN OF THE CENTURY
What does "get saved" mean to the guy in a Ford driving by?
Answer: Nothing. All he sees is, "Go to hell."THIS EPISCOPAL CHURCH'S PASTOR HAS TO BE A CLOSET BAPTIST !
BLOOPER, BUT SHOWS SOMEONE HAS A VERY LOW IQ
Now,
its your turn--
Watch for signs, and SEND
THEM TO US PLEASE
