We’ve
got ears just made for itching,
We’ve got lukewarm thermostats!
We’ve
got wand’ring donkey syndrome,
We wear pluralistic hats.
We’ve
put Truth now out to pasture,
Now consensus is our thrill
We graze now
on sheer opinion,
What we “feel” now fills the bill.
We’ve
got fences made to straddle,
Rules and bound’ries to erase.
If we work
hard, we can do it …
We can save the human race!
We
believe what TV tells us,
We keep Idols on the screen…
We read Rolling Stone
for pleasure,
And we do our voting Green.
We’re
Big Brother’s younger siblings
He can save us, we feel sure!
He’s our very
Great Physician,
Glory! Big Bro’s got the cure!
Yes,
Utopia’s our target,
No, my friend, I kid you not!
Let’s give Jezebel
some credit…
We’re lukewarm, but, man, she’s HOT!